I asked for a printed boarding pass for our flight home.
“I’m old-school—I like paper,” I told the young gal behind the desk.
“Actually,” I amended, grinning, “I’m just plain old.”
When she shook her head in polite denial, I countered: “I remember people smoking on airplanes. I think that makes me old.”
The “Ohmygod!” that exploded out of her told me she no longer argued with that assessment.

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