Like every parent, I have a favorite “funny thing” spouted by my child when he was young. Well, I fondly remember a lot of things Christian said, but this one stood out.

He was about a year and a half, and our grocery store had a giant inflatable cow hanging above the dairy aisle.

Sitting in the child seat of the grocery cart, Christian looked up at its underside and udders, and in that carrying voice that toddlers have, he uttered his observation:

“COW! PENIS! ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!”

The entire dairy section froze… and busted up laughing.