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Put it on a T-shirt: Biker Edition

dearbikeI’ve been suffering from PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome. With a record-breaking amount of snow on the ground, Boise has not been “bike-friendly” since November, and Jon and I both have been itching to get back on two wheels.

We’re finally having a thaw this week, and we’ve been watching the snow recede with ONE question in mind: when can we safely bring out the bike?! I’m actually optimistic that we might get to celebrate our anniversary (lucky 13th) with a RIDE. On that note, here’s today’s list: T-shirt sayings, the Biker Edition…

  • getlostFour wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
  • You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist’s office.
  • Traveling in a car is like watching a film. Riding a motorcycle is like starring in it.
  • Bikers have more fun than people.
  • Biker hair, don’t care.
  • Some do drugs, some pop bottles; we solve our problems with wide open throttles.
  • Forget glass slippers. This princess wears motorcycle boots.
  • pray eat sleep ride repeatWhen life throws you a curve, lean into it.
  • Matching all your gear to your bike? You’re not a biker. You, Sir, are a Power Ranger.
  • Bikers don’t go gray. We turn chrome.
  • Therapy is expensive. Wind is cheap.
  • If money can’t buy happiness, explain motorcycles.
  • I’m only one bike ride away from a good mood.
  • Does this bike make my butt look fast?
  • My husband is the hottest biker I know!

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I am... a writer, an explorer, a coffee-drinker, a recovering addict, a barefoot linguist, a book-dragon ("bookworm" doesn't cover it), a raconteur, a sailboat skipper, a research diver, a tattooed scholar, a pirate, a poet, a spiritual adventurer, a photographer, a few kinds-of-crazy, a joyful wife, a mom... a list-maker! :)

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