I’ve been suffering from PMS: Parked Motorcycle Syndrome. With a record-breaking amount of snow on the ground, Boise has not been “bike-friendly” since November, and Jon and I both have been itching to get back on two wheels.

We’re finally having a thaw this week, and we’ve been watching the snow recede with ONE question in mind: when can we safely bring out the bike?! I’m actually optimistic that we might get to celebrate our anniversary (lucky 13th) with a RIDE. On that note, here’s today’s list: T-shirt sayings, the Biker Edition…

• Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
• You never see a motorcycle parked outside a psychiatrist’s office.
• Traveling in a car is like watching a film. Riding a motorcycle is like starring in it.
• Bikers have more fun than people.
• Biker hair, don’t care.
• Some do drugs, some pop bottles; we solve our problems with wide open throttles.
• Forget glass slippers. This princess wears motorcycle boots.
• When life throws you a curve, lean into it.
• Matching all your gear to your bike? You’re not a biker. You, Sir, are a Power Ranger.
• Bikers don’t go gray. We turn chrome.
• Therapy is expensive. Wind is cheap.
• If money can’t buy happiness, explain motorcycles.
• I’m only one bike ride away from a good mood.
• Does this bike make my butt look fast?
• My husband is the hottest biker I know!