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A Visit (And a Visitation)

my go-to resource when I’m in an orange apron!

One of the interesting things about working at Home Depot is that our customers have a definite expectation that anyone in an orange apron will be able to answer any of their questions. And the reason our customers have that expectation is because we are encouraged not to answer with “I don’t know.” When I don’t know (which is often) I’m consulting my Home Depot app, or tracking down someone from a specific department who can answer.

I may be “just” a cashier, but I get asked about pouring cement, assembling drip-line sprinklers, installing flooring, and pretty much everything else you can think of. I’ve been working a lot of hours in the Garden center, which means I’m getting asked about plant varieties and mulches and fertilizers. It’s an educational job, in the sense that I’m learning more and more as I go. With regard to plants, that has included making a habit of glancing at the tags while I ring them up. Oh, so that’s what a hydrangea looks like. Now I know.

But (just like with freelance writing, where I often don’t have a clue what I’m writing about until after I’ve researched) Google is very much my friend. Is that thing a perennial? Let me find out…

So I was in the Garden section again Sunday morning, enjoying the quiet opening-hour before customers really start showing up, walking among the plants to learn some more names, and thinking of my dad. It was my first Father’s Day without him, and I was thinking about him and his garden. He was a plant physiologist and an avid gardener, a guy who carried photos of his lilies next to photos of his grandkids. Working in Garden I’ve wished I could channel his encyclopedic knowledge of the plant kingdom. Continue reading “A Visit (And a Visitation)”

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Addendum to a Eulogy

Yesterday my dad should have turned seventy. He passed away this year on my birthday, so this weekend we’ve been missing him on his.

canoe and canoeist
daddy-daughter canoe trip, Northern Idaho 1987

Ironically, I could still practice my favorite joke-ritual, which was not to call my dad (whose depth of phone-phobia was rivaled only by my sister’s and my own) on his birthday. I even found him a card one year that offered a “no-call” option as a birthday present. (Actually, I usually did call anyway—and this week I’m glad of that.)

One of the horrible ironies of memorial services is the fact that grieving people are expected (worse: expect themselves) to brilliantly and eruditely sum up LOVE, as it applies to a suddenly-missing person, at a point in time when their hearts are most broken and their brains are most fried. In such a case, the best you can hope for is that God will get some of the right words into your mouth (or out of your pen), and that the other people missing him will be able to fill in the rest through their love and memories.

The single story I most wanted to share about my dad didn’t seem appropriate for either the obituary I wrote nor the eulogy at his service. Somehow, alcoholism (in either the speaker or the deceased) doesn’t seem like a welcome subject in those venues… But this story says SO much about my dad, and here’s a place where I can tell it. Continue reading “Addendum to a Eulogy”

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Kitchen Chemistry #2: DIY Household Cleaners

Here we are—the second installment of do-it-yourself products on my money-saving mission for the household… We got off to a small-scale but sparkly start the other day with DIY jewelry cleaner, which did an amazing job without the gagging sulfur-smells of commercial cleaners. And that actually raises a point I hadn’t addressed before. I’ve been focusing on the money-saving aspect, but the products we’re starting to make for ourselves are indisputably healthier to have around the house, and eminently more ecologically friendly than the chemical compounds we’ve been in the habit of buying before.

toxic household cleaners
We’ve been “cleaning” our home by saturating it with potentially harmful and hazardous chemicals… And paying MORE money for the privilege of doing so. Brilliant.

If we handled our household cleaners with the same care with which I was trained to treat chemicals in a microbiology lab, we’d have a thick notebook of MDSD (Material Data Safety Sheet) information, and the number of Poison Control programmed into our phones! “Harmful if swallowed,” “Irritant to Eyes,” “Corrosive,” “Flammable,” “Harmful Vapors,” “Possible Carcinogen”…  This is the stuff we use to keep our home clean and healthy?  Well that’s embarrassing.

In contrast, most of the DIY recipes I’m about to share are concoctions you could safely drink. Not that you’d want to, by any means, but from a health-and-safety standpoint (or from a Mommy-standpoint), that’s a striking difference!

By the same token, these toxic chemicals in cleaners (often even more hazardous when they combine with one another–which inevitably happens after we’ve washed them down the drains) are polluting our water and air and the ecosystems around us. The more I’ve researched this week, the more I’ve realized that my brain has been far more thoroughly “washed” than my bathtub all these years… In short, the “down sides” and disadvantages of DIY household-cleaners add up to a total of… ZERO.

cleaning supplies
My two main cleaning supplies: Vinegar & Baking Soda

If you’re looking at a switch to economical and un-harmful household cleaners, your two largest-quantity investments will be vinegar and baking soda.

Vinegar is actually a mild acid with antibacterial properties, recommended medicinally by such notable folks as Hippocrates and the prophet Muhammed. (A fun historical-trivia side trip… It’s said that during the Black Plague in fourteenth-century Europe, a quartet of thieves made a good living robbing the homes of Plague victims while protecting themselves with vinegar and garlic. When they were finally caught, the judge is said to have offered to let them off the hook if they’d reveal the “secret” of how they’d stayed Plague-free…) From a scientific standpoint, a solution of 5% vinegar (diluted with water) has been proven effective 90% of the time in killing fungus, and 99.9% of the time in killing bacteria. It’s less effective than bleach at killing viruses, but it also doesn’t pose the dangers of acid-burn or inhalation-injury which are common household occurrences with bleach. And it’s cheap! (And attainable with food stamps.) Good stuff!

Baking soda, or sodium bicarbonate, also has a long-established history of medical and cleaning uses. (More history trivia… A couple decades ago Arm & Hammer donated enough baking soda to clean the Statue of Liberty! No word on how much that project took…) The powder itself can serve as an abrasive for scrubbing and is often used to absorb bad odors, and its chemical reaction with vinegar makes this combination rate as a super-power cleaner.

If you want to make your cleaners smell better, you can add a few drops of scented essential oils. I haven’t gone this route because I’m not spending any money I don’t have to (although I am growing lavender this summer and hoping to create some essential oils of my own–I’ll let you know how that goes). In the meantime, though, adding a citrus rind (lemon peel, for example) to a bottle of cleaner infuses it with a nice citrusy scent—and it’s cheap!

As you make your new household cleaners, you can store them in the spray-bottles that used to contain your old cleaners–just be sure to wash them out thoroughly to avoid any unintended chemical reactions. (Cooking oil usually works to get the gummy label-residue off your bottles, and then you can make your own labels, or even just write on them with sharpies…) Ready to get started?

Tub & Tile Bathroom Cleaner

tub and tile cleaner

The tub & tile recipe is the only one of the household-cleaners that calls for Castile soap, although this ingredient will also make an appearance when we get to personal-care products (next installment in the Kitchen Chemistry series!)… Castile soap can be found in both bar and liquid form, and it’s the liquid you’ll need for this.

Dr Bronner's Castile Soap
Dr Bronner’s Castile Soaps

Dr. Bronner’s Castile Soap is the one I saw most frequently recommended as I researched, and with a sixty-year history, Fair Trade certification, organic and all-natural ingredients, and different flavors if you want to get “fancy,” I see why it’s a favorite. Its basic ingredients include hemp oil and tea tree oil, with other essential oils for the different scents. I went with the unscented, which is considerably cheaper than the “flavored” variations.

To make your tub & tile cleaner, just measure out the ingredients into a spray bottle to keep in your bathroom.

Tub Scrub

tub scrubThe salt in this recipe (kosher because of its coarseness–or you can substitute sea salt) acts as the abrasive element to give your tub a really good scrub. Cut a grapefruit in half, put the salt on its face, and use the grapefruit itself as your scrubber. The abrasive action of the salt gets the grime off, and you’ll end up with a great fresh, citrusy smell! (And the peel can go into another bottle of cleaner to add scent after you’re done with the tub.) This also works, of course, on sinks or toilet bowls or anywhere else that you get cruddy build-up which needs an extra scrubbing.

Toilet Bowl, Drain, & Shower-head Cleaners

bathroom cleanersThe vinegar-and-baking-soda combination works its magic in various venues in the bathroom–so although I found these listed as separate recipes, you can truly just keep the two ingredients on hand in your bathroom, ready to use in various ways.

  • For use as drain cleaner, pour half a cup of baking soda into the clogged drain, followed by half a cup of vinegar. Cover the drain with a wet cloth for about five minutes, then flush with super-hot water.
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    cleaning the shower-head: vinegar & baking soda in a Ziploc baggie

    To clean your toilet bowls, add a quarter cup of baking soda and a full cup of vinegar into the bowl, and let it sit for a quarter of an hour before scrubbing and flushing.

  • To clean your shower-head, fill a heavy-duty ziploc baggie with a cup of vinegar and one-third cup of baking soda, then use a twist-tie to secure the baggy over the shower-head so it’s submerged in the mixture. Leave it overnight, and run some hot water through it when you take your morning shower.

Rather than having various bottles of different pre-mixed concentrations, we’ve found that the easiest thing is simply to have a “bathroom-dedicated” bottle of vinegar and a Gladware-container of baking soda—along with a couple old measuring cups—under the bathroom sink for easy access and quick use.

Glass Cleaner

glass cleanerThis one I keep pre-mixed in a spray bottle, and it works on metal fixtures (polishing the faucets) as well as on mirrors and windows.

I follow up with the trick my mom taught me: the best thing for polishing glass isn’t a cloth (which tends to leave streaks or lint), but crumpled newspaper. It initially seems as though it will streak, but keep wiping until the glass-cleaner is no longer in evidence, and you’ll have a lint-free, streak-free, spiffy shined mirror!

Kitchen Cleaner

Kitchen messes tend to include oils–so the kitchen cleaner includes the grease-cutting element of dish soap. (You can also substitute the Castile soap for dish soap if the liquid dish soap itself isn’t something you want to purchase separately.) Measure your soap, baking soda, and vinegar into a spray bottle, and then fill the bottle the rest of the way with water. Using warm water will help the ingredients dissolve, and you might need to give the bottle a shake or a swirl before using, just to make sure it’s still mixed before you spritz your kitchen surfaces.

Wood Polish

wood polishThis is a recipe you’ll probably need to make fresh when you want to use it; you could keep the extra in the fridge for a while, but it won’t keep indefinitely.

Squeeze the lemon (strain the juice, or at least pick out seeds) and then add the olive oil and warm water. Put a lid on the container and give it a good shake–the water and oil will naturally want to separate, so shake it up thoroughly right before using.  A microfiber cloth with this mixture gives wood a beautiful polish, and it smells great! You could also use lemon juice straight from a bottle, rather than squeezing a lemon–although using a whole lemon gives you some lemon-peels to add to your other cleaner-bottles for scent…

Dishwasher Detergent

dishwasher detergentI’ve seen this recipe both with and without the citric acid, and with several different suggested sources of citric acid for those who choose to include it. If you have hard water, though, you’ll probably want to include the citric acid, which works to eliminate hard-water spotting on dishes and glassware.

lemi-shineFor the citric acid component, there’s a product called Lemi-Shine which gets rave reviews from users (I haven’t tried it, but it looks promising), or (the Food-Stamp kitchen-chemistry approach) you can use ten packages of unsweetened lemonade. Both the Borax and the washing soda (not to be confused with baking soda, though Arm & Hammer makes both) can be found in the laundry or cleaning aisle. You can use sea salt rather than kosher; as with the tub scrub, it’s the coarseness we’re after as a cleaning agent.

Laundry Detergent

laundry detergentTruth be told, I thought I’d be out of luck on DIY laundry detergents, because we have one of those machines that requires the more expensive HE (“High Efficiency”) detergents. This is good for both our power bill and (if we weren’t on a well) the water bill, but problematic when it comes to keeping ourselves in detergent. The appliance salesman, back when I bought the machine, was adamant that the HE detergent was not to be messed with, but I’d never looked into what, precisely, is the difference between the detergents. When it came time to look into DIY options, that was my first question–and the answer (happily!) is that HE detergents are low-in-suds (a sudsy detergent will shut off the water pump in an HE machine)–and the DIY detergent fits the bill!

Zote soapThe majority of detergent recipes I found involved “cooking” big pots of soap to make a gel-like detergent that can be poured into the liquid soap-dispenser of the machine. The version I’ve chosen to use, however, is much simpler–no cooking!–and results in a solid detergent instead. So I’m adding the detergent directly into the machine with the clothes, rather than using the liquid dispenser feature of the washer, and I’m perfectly happy to do that and save the extra hassle!

The Zote soap (along with washing soda and Borax) can be found in the laundry aisle of Walmart or a supermarket, and it’s also available in a scented pink version.

If you have a food processor with a  grater attachment, this recipe is super-easy. Without a food processor, you’ll be spending a little time to grate the soap…

A 5-gallon bucket is perfect for mixing (and storing) this recipe. We have a number of those around from the days when we used to buy soy sauce in 5-gallon installments for the restaurant. I’ve noticed that Home Depot also sells buckets this size, or perhaps you have one from a previous purchase of dish detergent or laundry detergent…

To create your detergent, grate the Zote soap, then add the Borax, washing soda, and baking soda, and make sure it’s thoroughly and evenly mixed up. A full load of laundry only needs two Tablespoons, which means this laundry detergent is going to last a long time!

Fabric Softener & Whitener

fabric softenerThis one is easy! White vinegar added to the “fabric softener” dispenser of your washer not only acts as a very effective fabric softener, but also whitens and brightens your clothes! You can use it in a color load (like “color-safe” bleach) and you don’t have the risk (as with bleach) of accidental spills and bleach-spotting, or acid-burns in clothing. A grapefruit peel added to your laundry-vinegar bottle adds a fresh scent, though I’m happy to report even the straight vinegar didn’t end up making our laundry smell like vinegar. I’ve also read that lemon juice acts as an effective brightening agent, and some people use a half-and-half mixture of vinegar and lemon juice. I haven’t yet tried this one (vinegar being cheaper), but I imagine the citrus-scent would be appealing (a-peel-ing?) as well.

pirate laundry cartoon
©Mike Bannon, image courtesy of mordant

To finish up your fabric-softening, you can substitute a couple crinkled balls of aluminum foil in your dryer in place of buying dryer sheets. The tin foil eliminates static, and can be re-used almost indefinitely.

Or, of course, you can save on your power bill by line-drying your laundry when the weather is dry and warm. (A clothesline is on my wish-list for this summer’s projects!) If you live in a climate like ours with strong summer sunshine (the Boise area is a “high desert” climate), you’ll want to turn any dark or colored clothes inside-out before hanging them, to avoid fading. For your whites, though, sunshine is an amazing “bleach!” My mother used to have an apron with deep pockets, in which she kept all her wooden clothespins, making it easy to pin up the laundry efficiently–so an apron like that will be my sewing-machine project when Keoni is installing a clothesline…

So there you have it!

Eco-friendly, people-friendly, and budget-friendly household cleaners… And although I embarked on this research project because of our tight financial situation, I’ll tell you right now that I won’t be going back to store-bought cleaners even when our finances improve. I love the simplicity of these, and it just feels good to do things this way. It’s a step in the direction of the lifestyle we want to be living–not because we’re crunchy hippie-types, but because health and environment matter, regardless of a person’s politics. Down the road, when our kids are finished with school in Idaho, we intend to open a bed and breakfast on our acre in Hawai’i–and one of our main goals there is to have the place be as self-sufficient and sustainable as possible! My dream is to have a grand total of two monthly bills–internet and insurance–and be providing our own power, water, food… Making our own cleaning products is just a little step in comparison to that goal–but a good step nonetheless.

children are making memories
Clean house? Yes. TIDY house? Definitely not. That’s okay–we’re busy LIVING here…

I have at least two more installments upcoming in this series: DIY personal-care products (shampoo and the like), and “kitchen gardening” (we’re starting to grow some of our own herbs, and working on a composting set-up). I’m also hoping, as I said earlier, to branch out into some “luxuries” like making essential oils from our lavender–so there will definitely be some more Kitchen Chemistry upcoming! In the meantime, I hope you enjoy some of these recipes, and I’ll welcome the addition of your own tips and tricks if you have some to share!