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Stop, Don’t Make Me Chinkle!

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October 1, 2025October 2, 2025 ~ Kana Smith ~ 2 Comments

It's a word of my own coinage, particular to post-childbirth and post-menopausal experiences---a mashup of "chortle" and "tinkle." A mashup word for the mashup experience. A chinkle is a laugh that makes you wee a little. At the risk of venturing into TMI territory: in earlier stages of my life, damp panties were indicative of … Continue reading Stop, Don’t Make Me Chinkle!

A Legacy of Owl-Interment?

September 29, 2025September 30, 2025 ~ Kana Smith ~ Leave a comment

Maybe someone can explain this to me. I like statistics, but this one has me baffled. Nearly every single day, for thirteen years, someone has read"How to Bury an Owl." Even when my blogging was entirely dormant, this post kept racking up statistics. Last year it was read 347 times. . Altogether it has been … Continue reading A Legacy of Owl-Interment?

Where There’s (NOT) a Will

Emilia Bassano Lanier holding a mask of Shakespeare's face in front of her
September 28, 2025September 28, 2025 ~ Kana Smith ~ 4 Comments

I have a bone to pick with Professor Williams. In an entire college semester of a class devoted exclusively to Shakespeare's work, he never once mentioned that there was any question about who had actually written those works. That feels to me like a massive omission. The omission itself tells me Professor Williams's stance in … Continue reading Where There’s (NOT) a Will

“Hi, My Name is Right Brain”

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September 27, 2025September 28, 2025 ~ Kana Smith ~ 7 Comments

I confess myself to be a selfish user of social media. I put things there (at least I do when I travel, or when I write) but I don't read there. The thing is, I'd generally rather read a book. At its best, social media should be an exchange of interest. At its best, it … Continue reading “Hi, My Name is Right Brain”

A Cowpoke by Any Other Name…

Umatilla Indians in beaded regalia riding a horse
September 14, 2025September 19, 2025 ~ Kana Smith ~ 2 Comments

We've been invaded by fringe. I don't mean a "fringe element." I mean honest-to-gosh FRINGE, bedecking everything in sight. Fringe on jackets, fringe on vests, fringe on pants, fringe on chaps, fringe on boots. The cowboys wear fringe, the Indians wear fringe. The spectators wear fringe. The horses wear fringe! It's Rodeo Week in Pendleton, … Continue reading A Cowpoke by Any Other Name…

Channeling Pinocchio

August 8, 2025August 8, 2025 ~ Kana Smith ~ Leave a comment

"I'm a real boy!" Okay, I'm not really a boy. And I'm not newly a 'real' writer. (In my opinion, a 'real writer' is any writer who is actively, well, writing.) I'm not even new to being a published writer, in the sense that my poems have appeared in a number of publications (that even … Continue reading Channeling Pinocchio

“This is What We Do.”

September 11, 2023September 12, 2023 ~ Kana Smith ~ 1 Comment

I've been obsessed with the ocean since before my teens, but it was my Uncle Dick who "infected" me with the love of sailing. I took the official ASA courses later on in adulthood, but it was my uncle & aunt ("Captain Grunk" & "First Mate Cookie," as they have ever-after been known to us) … Continue reading “This is What We Do.”

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"As for me, I am tormented with an everlasting itch for things remote. I love to sail forbidden seas, and land on barbarous coasts."

~ Herman Melville, Moby-Dick

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    yusefasabiyah on In Which We Don’t Sail Into the SunsetFebruary 16, 2026

    Owning the boat was associated with beautiful dreams of romance and adventure. If you sell the boat, you'll have a…

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    judy thompson on The Accidental Cat LadyFebruary 3, 2026

    I suspect we have a magic 'hobo' sign on our mailbox, for forty + years cats have wandered up our…

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    Metal Odyssey on What is WRONG With People?January 31, 2026

    After reading this, all I can say is you have a soul of gold to put up with such Neanderthal…

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    Jimena on In Which We Don’t Sail Into the SunsetJanuary 29, 2026

    It looks good on you ;) In my case, it"s not like it has completely disappeared from my belongings... Once…

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    Kana Smith on In Which We Don’t Sail Into the SunsetJanuary 29, 2026

    My "teal phase" has lasted four decades, and shows no sign of waning. ;)

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