I’m not just a procrastinator; I’m also a total klutz. Some years back,my coworkers actually gave me a t-shirt that said “I do all my own stunts” after I fell UP an escalator at a professional conference. Yup, and that’s me Sober…

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  That awkward moment when you try to do something dignified and fall over…

• May the road rise up to meet you to lessen the blow from smacking your face on the way down.
• I am why we can’t have nice things.
• That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after tripping over it…
• I’m the girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.
• I don’t trip. I do random gravity checks.
• The awkward moment when you pull the covers up and punch yourself in the face…
• It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
• I didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
• Don’t follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
• Lying on your back, texting, and dropping the phone on your face…
• Today I will be classy and elegant. Or I will spill coffee on my shirt and trip over things.
• Did I just fall? Nope, I attacked the floor backward with my awesome ninja skills.
• If there were an award for falling up stairs, I’d probably trip over it!