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Put it on a T-shirt: Klutz Edition

I’m not just a procrastinator; I’m also a total klutz. Some years back,my coworkers actually gave me a t-shirt that said “I do all my own stunts” after I fell UP an escalator at a professional conference. Yup, and that’s me Sober…

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    my co-workers actually gave me this t-shirt after I fell UP an escalator…

    That awkward moment when you try to do something dignified and fall over…

  • May the road rise up to meet you to lessen the blow from smacking your face on the way down.
  • I am why we can’t have nice things.
  • That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after tripping over it…
  • I’m the girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence at something that happened yesterday.
  • I don’t trip. I do random gravity checks.
  • The awkward moment when you pull the covers up and punch yourself in the face…
  • It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
  • I don't trip I do random gravity checksI didn’t fall. The floor just needed a hug.
  • Don’t follow in my footsteps. I run into walls.
  • Lying on your back, texting, and dropping the phone on your face…
  • Today I will be classy and elegant. Or I will spill coffee on my shirt and trip over things.
  • Did I just fall? Nope, I attacked the floor backward with my awesome ninja skills.
  • If there were an award for falling up stairs, I’d probably trip over it!
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I am... a writer, an explorer, a coffee-drinker, a recovering addict, a barefoot linguist, a book-dragon ("bookworm" doesn't cover it), a raconteur, a sailboat skipper, a research diver, a tattooed scholar, a pirate, a poet, a spiritual adventurer, a photographer, a few kinds-of-crazy, a joyful wife, a mom... a list-maker! :)

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