13 Months of Sobriety are Irrelevant–I Am a ‘Drunken Waste’

This is a public service announcement, at the behest of my ex-husband, who feels it's critical that everyone should know the following facts (especially our children, ages 7 & 10, in front of whom the Ex and his live-in girlfriend screamed this diatribe in my husband's face last Friday): "You are a Drunken Fucking Waste!  … Continue reading 13 Months of Sobriety are Irrelevant–I Am a ‘Drunken Waste’

Tiaras and Carpet Tape

A fellow blogger paid me the lovely compliment yesterday of supposing that I’m constitutionally incapable of being “boring.”  I’d like to imagine that’s so—I certainly haven’t led a monotonous life, and some of the exploits I’ve undertaken puzzle even me, in retrospect…  An episode that definitely falls into that category would be my one-and-only stunt … Continue reading Tiaras and Carpet Tape